1. chauvinistsushi:

    contraception:

    the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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    (via rahscal)

     

  2. spookyshire:

    harryhickey:

    MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  3. nosdrinker:

    my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

    (via rahscal)

     
  4. katsplanet:

    whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

    (Source: stevenstelfox, via thetwelfthtardis)

     
     

  5. themalkingjay:

    me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

    (Source: devinnnc, via thetwelfthtardis)

     
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  7. running-engineering-cats:

    wavesoflife13:

    dutchster:

    don’t forget these

    Haha

    Love the Red Wings one! Haha

    (Source: wololo-wololo-blog, via ahungrygirlsweightlossjourney)

     
  8. trolliweirdlyawesome:



    Bad Fall Fashions. 

     

  9. heros-of-the-bluebox:

    sluttyoliveoil:

    cough

    rough

    though

    through

    why dont these words rhyme

    but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

    (via ahungrygirlsweightlossjourney)

     
  10. bloodyarmin:

    imaginarycomics:

    I AM THE OVERTEEN

    ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

    you are the dancing queen
    young and sweet
    only over teen

    (Source: gloomyteens, via ruinedchildhood)