1. leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now

    (via highschoolhottie)

     
  2. fatrick-hump:

    I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF 

    (Source: holdstight, via highschoolhottie)

     

  3. lusterine:

    I just fucking want to be hot and walk naked around my house and look at the mirror and say godamn u look good today instead of crying

    (via theawakened-escapee)

     
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  6. relahvant:

    majestic

    (Source: flodaflo, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  7. shut-up-and-nash-me:

    but no one noticed in cam’s hate video when the guy commented “fucking fags” and Nash said “its 2014 and you guys are still using gay slurs as an offensive term” and this was before his old video resurfaced. so you can’t say he was only saying it to stop getting hate. he said it because it was actually what he wanted to say and if that isn’t proof that hes a different person then i don’t know what more you people want from him.

    (via theawakened-escapee)

     

  8. zeloswildeer:

    blushyarmin:

    lordofthescience:

    royaltyspeaking:

    How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

    thaNK YOU SO MUCH

    the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

    clearly you’re not from america

    (via highschoolhottie)

     

  9. Things That Give Me Anxiety.

    • being late
    • things i said five minutes ago
    • things i said five years ago
    • people touching me
    • being around a ton of people
    • being yelled at
    • wondering if people are talking about me
    • every action i do
    • and just about everything else

    (Source: danielle-skins-suicide-life, via theawakened-escapee)

     
  10. (Source: sizvideos, via outrights)