1. The flowers, from Disney’s Alice in Wonderland.

    (Source: thechocolatebrigade, via baby-puke)

     

  2. fvming:

    What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

    I’m stoned

    (Source: fvming, via tyleroakley)

     
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  4. popularmeme:

    so.. Genital<3

    (Source: spookyblews, via bluishorbs)

     
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  6. (Source: coc-oe, via highschoolhottie)

     
  7. (Source: girlcodeonmtv, via ianoshea)

     

  8. captainlucifer:

    erocsan:

    captainlucifer:

    if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

    Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

    i’m a man

    (Source: luciferofficial, via theawakened-escapee)

     
  9. durational:

    im screaming i love ellen

    (Source: ellendegeneres, via grootoftheloom)

     
  10. traceexcalibur:

    kakurenbonola:

    onebay1:

    SMELL LIKE A MAN

    SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

    SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

    SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

    Men don’t even do laundry, though.

    we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE

    (via frannycakes)